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Aug. 8th, 2006

10:57 pm - KiDNAPPiNG OF HOKEY POKEY ELMO !

mmk . so the secrets of rice krispies r only to be told to ppl they trust ... they only trust ppl who do the hokey pokey where they can see them . ONLY hokey pokey elmo knows the whole hokey pokey ..... read n find out more !



KGP 2591: u have a new obsession with rice krispies huh ? lol
EvilCowPrincess: lol YES!
KGP 2591: lol
EvilCowPrincess: rice krispies w/ lots of sugar added
KGP 2591: haha DUH !
KGP 2591: thats the ONLY wayy
EvilCowPrincess: lol
EvilCowPrincess: the rice krispies talk to me
KGP 2591: LOL
EvilCowPrincess: they tell me things
KGP 2591: i want to know their secrets =[
EvilCowPrincess: you have to convice them to trust you
EvilCowPrincess: they will tell you there secrets
KGP 2591: hmm . how do i do that ?? they tend 2 jump out @ me wen i try !
EvilCowPrincess: cuz they don't trust you DUH!!!!
EvilCowPrincess: you have to do the hokey pokey where they can see and THEN and only THEN will they trust you
KGP 2591: hmm . ok i shall try
KGP 2591: the whole thing ??
EvilCowPrincess: idk who knows the WHOLE hokey pokey?
EvilCowPrincess: well come to think of it elmo does
KGP 2591: haha
KGP 2591: can i let elmo do it for me :-D
EvilCowPrincess: but then the rice krispies will trust elmo not you
KGP 2591: oohh good point
EvilCowPrincess: elmo will have to teach you the hokey pokey
KGP 2591: yess
EvilCowPrincess: so where do we kidnap an elmo?
KGP 2591: does parker have one we can kidnap ??
EvilCowPrincess: yeah but he has dance and shout, potty time, and doctor elmo not hokey pokey elmo
KGP 2591: grrr.
KGP 2591: lets go 2 toys r us n kidnap one =]
EvilCowPrincess: we'll have to be VERY careful they are protective over elmo
KGP 2591: true . we can pull it off . we will jus have 2 learn it IN the store =]
KGP 2591: maybe walmart will have one .. its closer
EvilCowPrincess: true
EvilCowPrincess: so how are we gona kidnap elmo?
KGP 2591: well first we find him ...
KGP 2591: duhh
KGP 2591: n then .. we play it by ear .. =]
EvilCowPrincess: OH LORD WE'RE DEAD
KGP 2591: lol yepp
EvilCowPrincess: can you go to jail for kidnaping elmo?
KGP 2591: depends if u actually take him out of the store =]
EvilCowPrincess: OH LORD how fast do you think you can learn the hokey pokey
KGP 2591: idk ... depends on how long it is ...
KGP 2591: i know the put ur left n right foot in =] jus get confused which foot is which !
EvilCowPrincess: bring a tape recorder!
KGP 2591: YES !
KGP 2591: my fone !!
EvilCowPrincess: im soo genius
KGP 2591: DUHH !
EvilCowPrincess: brb
EvilCowPrincess: back
EvilCowPrincess: ok so lets recap
KGP 2591: mmk
EvilCowPrincess: we are going to record elmo...doing the hokey pokey in walmart so we don't have to kidnap him to teach you the hokey pokey so the rice krispies will trust you...is that right?
KGP 2591: EXACTLY
KGP 2591: haha
EvilCowPrincess: wait!!! i forgot to add so the rice krispies will tell you they're secrets at the end
EvilCowPrincess: how could i?
KGP 2591: ooh dang !
KGP 2591: WHAT iSWRONG WiTH YOU !! haha
EvilCowPrincess: idk how could i possibly forget that?
KGP 2591: i have no clue =[
EvilCowPrincess: im sending this ALL to manda
KGP 2591: hAhA !
KGP 2591: i bet shes gettin a kick outta it
EvilCowPrincess: i wonder if elmo likes peanut butter crackers you know the orange ones
KGP 2591: hmm . we could ask ..
EvilCowPrincess: he'll need something to eat while kidnaped
KGP 2591: maybe he could slow down the hokey pokey for us if he does
KGP 2591: yess
EvilCowPrincess: yeah so it will be easier to learn
KGP 2591: YeP !
EvilCowPrincess: what else will we need?
KGP 2591: hmm i wonder if he like vault ?!?
EvilCowPrincess: omg what if there are campers in walmart
EvilCowPrincess: cameras*
EvilCowPrincess: not campers lol
KGP 2591: haha
EvilCowPrincess: DUH every one likes vault!
KGP 2591: there r cameras .. they'd jus get FREE entertainment ..
KGP 2591: we should charge for this ...
EvilCowPrincess: for kidnaping elmo w/ peanut butter crackers and vault??? LIKE DUH!
EvilCowPrincess: we should charge ALOT
KGP 2591: i KNOW ! tHEY CANT watch for free !
KGP 2591: specially if the see us attempt to start learning
EvilCowPrincess: DUH!
KGP 2591: hmm . i saw $50 per camera
EvilCowPrincess: huh?
KGP 2591: say**
EvilCowPrincess: your gona saw the cameras?
KGP 2591: haha
KGP 2591: i meant charge $50 per camera that sees us =]
KGP 2591: which would be ALOT
KGP 2591: of cameras
EvilCowPrincess: OH!!! i got it we can split it in thirds because we HAVE to pay elmo 2
KGP 2591: isnt peanut butter crackers & vault enuff ?? haha jk
KGP 2591: yess we have to pay elmo
EvilCowPrincess: if only it was enough!
KGP 2591: then lets boost it to 75 so we get 25 each per camera
EvilCowPrincess: people should have to play just to see this convo
EvilCowPrincess: ok!
KGP 2591: yeh they should ...
EvilCowPrincess: i wonder what elmo will by with his money?
EvilCowPrincess: more potties?
KGP 2591: prolly a blow-up girl friend
KGP 2591: :-)
EvilCowPrincess: LMAO@
KGP 2591: maybe more potties
EvilCowPrincess: maybe both id love to see the blow up girl friend thing we should tell him
KGP 2591: yess we should !
KGP 2591: OMG ! what if elmo isnt loud enuff .. he may need a megaphone
EvilCowPrincess: where in the heck can we get a megaphone??? what are we gona do call walmart and ask them if they have hokey pokey elmo vault peanut butter crackers and a megaphone
KGP 2591: OMG ! YEAH !
KGP 2591: oh wait ! i think i may have an elmo sized mega fone
EvilCowPrincess: probably i mean it is walmart
KGP 2591: yehh
EvilCowPrincess: they may have a megaphone elmo
KGP 2591: then we'd have to kidnap both .. have double the vault n peanut butter crackers & charge $100 per camera ... lol
KGP 2591: we can make it work =]
EvilCowPrincess: DUH!
EvilCowPrincess: i wonder if they have a tape recorder elmo
KGP 2591: im sure they do !
EvilCowPrincess: then we need triple the vault and peanut butter crackers charge 125 per camera and kidnap all 3
KGP 2591: hAhA yepp !
EvilCowPrincess: but what else will we need?
KGP 2591: but then we'd have to kidnap the actual tape record from tape recorder elmo bcuz we'd need that !
KGP 2591: ooh SKI MASKS ! so they cant identify us =]
EvilCowPrincess: oh yes i can see the news story now! two masked teenagers kidnaped hokey pokey, tape recorder, and megaphone elmo, multiple vaults and peanut butter crackers they also left a bill for 125 dollars per camera
EvilCowPrincess: it will be an elmo fiasco
KGP 2591: YESS ! exactly
EvilCowPrincess: lol
EvilCowPrincess: we have a slight problem
EvilCowPrincess: im a REALLY bad liar
KGP 2591: whats that ?
KGP 2591: ooh
KGP 2591: lol im not so i can cover for us =]
KGP 2591: what do we have 2 lie about ?? lol
EvilCowPrincess: um well how are we gona get there?
EvilCowPrincess: and the kidnaped elmos
KGP 2591: my sister wen she comes home =]
EvilCowPrincess: and stolen vaults
KGP 2591: dont forget peanut butter crackers !
KGP 2591: ooh dang i jus remember sumin
EvilCowPrincess: of course
EvilCowPrincess: what
KGP 2591: we may need waterguns .. incase they dont coroperate
EvilCowPrincess: don't worry parker has about 20
EvilCowPrincess: but they're small so if we want them to last we will have to get more
KGP 2591: ok .. that may work
KGP 2591: i think i have a giant super soaker sumwhere
EvilCowPrincess: yeah but we need like 2
KGP 2591: mmk . im sure i can find another
KGP 2591: we may jus have 2 ... me + my sis
EvilCowPrincess: good point
EvilCowPrincess: if all else fails we still have the mini ones
KGP 2591: yepp
KGP 2591: cuz mine may b broke come 2 think of it
KGP 2591: mini ones would b easier 2 sneak in neways
EvilCowPrincess: yeah but we will need alot of them
KGP 2591: yeah
KGP 2591: BiG POCKETBOOKS !
EvilCowPrincess: you should print this and send it to your sister
EvilCowPrincess: DUH!
EvilCowPrincess: or email it to her
KGP 2591: yeh ! lol
KGP 2591: ill email it to her
EvilCowPrincess: ok well we will have to plan more 2mmarow cuz im gona go to bed!
KGP 2591: ok . well prolly b ther around 945 or so
EvilCowPrincess: ok byes!
KGP 2591: bye !

Current Location: Really uncomfy chair =[

Current Mood: bOUNCY bOUNCY !

Current Music: the furby prank fone call - weird al

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12:13 am - BiNOCULAR BiLL N StEALiNG OF THE STREETS SiGNS

MMK FiRST OFF THE SATURDAY NiTE ONE OF MY FRiENDS STAYED THE NiGHT .. WELL SUNDAY MORNIN MY 'RENTS WENT TO CHURCH & HER MOM CAME 2 GET HER B4 MOM N DAD GOT HOME . SO HER MOM CAME IN FOR A MIN WHILE SHE GATHERED HER STUFF . I WAS SITTIN ON MY COUCH N I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW .. MY NEIGHBOR IS OUTSIDE . ON HIS LIL BENCH SWINGY THING LOOK OVER @ MY HOUSE TOWARDS THE WINDOW W| BINOCULARS !!! I WALKED OVER 2 THE DOOR [ WHICH IS GLASS ] N LOOKED STRAIGHT @ HIM .. HE PUT THE DAMN THINGS DOWN & STARTED "READIN" I WAS LIKE BLOODY HELL WTF ! OMG . IM FRIGHTENED 2 KNO THAT MY 80 YR OLD NEIGHBOR LOOKS IN MY HOUSE W| BINOCULARS ! .. I CAUGHT THE BASTARD DOING IT ONCE B4 TOO. HENCE THE NAME " BINOCULAR BiLL " .. WHAT A LOSER [ HEY DAVEED , HE HAS LESS A LIFE THAN YOU ! LOL ]

NOW THE STREET SIGNS .... I HAVE THIS FRIEND . HIM & HIS 5 OR 6 STEP BROTHERS R FRICKIN CRAZY ! THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVE STEALING STREET SIGNS ... ONE NIGHT I WAS TALKIN 2 JOSH N I ASKED HIM .. WELL WAT R U DOIN 2NITE ? [ NVR A SMART ? ] . WELL I HEAR HIS BRO SAY " DUDE I WANT SUMMORE STREET SIGNS .... THESE R GETTIN BORING " SO I THAWT ID BE A SMART ASS N TOLD HIM TO GET ME ONE =) [ HE ACTUALLY SED HE WOULD ! LOL ] . TURNS OUT THE NXT DAY ... I HAD 2 ASK " DID U GET MY STREET SIGN " HIS RESPONSE " HAHA . WELL , UMM . WE HAD ABOUT 3 BOLTS OFF WEN THE COPS KEPT DRIVIN BY N WE GOT TIRED OF JUMPIN INTO THE DITCH .. BUT ILL GETCHA ONE " . I SWEAR THEY R OBSESSED WITH STEALIN DAMN SIGNS ! LOL . THEN 2DAY HE TELLS ME THAT THEY WENT LAST NITE .. GOT 3 SIGNS .. BUT HIS FUCKTARD [ SORRY DAVEED ITS APPROPRIATE ] BROTHER TOOK ALL OF EM =[ HAHA IM DETERMINED TO GET ONE OF THESE DAMN THINGS !

OOH . & MY DAD LOOKS & WALKS LIKE A PREGNANT MAN [ YEPP NVR THOUGHT OF IT UNTIL IT WAS POINTED OUT BY DAVEED N LEWIS AGREES ] ! LOL

Current Location: COMP ROOM THATS HOT AS BLOODY HELL !

Current Mood: haha always !

Current Music: EMERGENCY BY PARAMORE

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